Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Fight of the Day: Godzilla vs Dr. Doom!



In one corner we have the arch-nemesis of the Fantastic Four. A man so powerful he once took on the Beyonder himself (a God no less) and won, and remains a villain for the entire Marvel Universe...Dr. Doom!

In the other corner is the King of Monsters himself...Godzilla!

Sorry G fans but this is one fight that Godzilla will definitely lose.

Dr. Doom's holds many talents that remain unrivaled within various worlds. Besides being the supreme polymath of the human race, his most dangerous asset remains his nth degree intelligence.

A supreme tactician/inventor, Dr. Doom can easily invent any device/weapon to suit his immediate needs.

Coupled with his unparalleled chess/war techniques...and you have someone who would have already figured out how to defeat Godzilla only moments after meeting.

I would imagine that their fight would go like this.

Dr. Doom would see Godzilla lumbering towards him and completely ignore the beast. Why should he?  He's fought Gods before and won. What's some mindless animal going to do to him?

The moment though that Godzilla fires his radioactive breath, suddenly Dr. Doom knows that this is one opponent that cannot be ignored.

(By the way his suit would instantly shield him from this breath, at least against short bursts).

Using his boots to fly up to Godzilla, Dr. Doom would micro-scan the beast to instantly gauge any weaknesses.

He could use his gauntlets to blind Godzilla with two short bursts. He could trick Godzilla into roaring and expose his open mouth, where he'd fire two who-knows-what bombs to counter-act his radioactive strength. He probably has Dr. Pym's shrinking technology tucked somewhere in his suit, which he'd use to shrink Godzilla down to an ant.

He could even create a time portal to send Godzilla back to the stone age!

The possibilities are endless!

Dr. Doom has seen and done it all.

Most likely though he'll choose the path of least resistance, which is create a mini-wormhole to teleport Godzilla near the surface of the Sun, where gravity will take care of the rest.

At most I see this fight lasting less than 30 seconds after Godzilla first fires his breath.

The only hope Godzilla has is to catch Dr. Doom by surprise, and use his mass/strength to crush him to death.

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