Fight of the Day: Godzilla vs The Joker

In one corner is the King of Monsters himself, Godzilla!

In the other corner is the Clown Prince of Crime, The Joker!

Who will win this bout?!

Yes yes yes I can hear the argument now, how can The Joker even possibly fight Godzilla? Wouldn't this last no more than a few seconds before there's one crispy clown?

Well let's suppose that somehow, someway, somewhere the Joker happens to run into Godzilla. He may be committing his latest grandiose crime when out of the Gotham Harbor comes the King of Monsters!

Seeing that this giant lizard is now interfering with his work (the audacity!) the Joker decides to make things personal.

I know this may sound like a joke (get it hehe?) but I seriously think that the Joker would give Godzilla more of a run than anticipated.

I mean this villain still manages to evade Batman throughout multiple escapades, and this is freaking Batman we're talking about here!

As such I would imagine the fight to somehow go like this:

Seeing that size does matter the Joker would quickly either take out one of his gangsters' bazookas, or even pull out that extra extra extra long gun from Batman 1989 and aim at Godzilla's eyes.

But the key with The Joker is to expect the unexpected.

Instead of explosives that wouldn't really hurt Godzilla...there will probably be some acidic compound (The Joker is after all an expert at chemistry) that would blind him for a long time.

And as Godzilla stumbles back in pain and confusion he may hit an electrical pole and roar in pain.

Sensing a weakness The Joker may decide to aim his normal gun at various electrical poles surrounding Godzilla, shooting at enough wires to have them fall and electrocute him.

The more Godzilla moves...the more poles The Joker now has to aim at!

Then as Godzilla temporarily falls onto a building to rest The Joker would pull his greatest trick yet.

He'd climb that building and emerge next to Godzilla's head...with a simple can of spray paint.

Then he'd giggle and laugh as he spray-paints one giant mustache on Godzilla!

At that point Godzilla awakens and opens his mouth, and as The Joker hangs onto one teeth and quotes what a big mouth Godzilla has, one blast of his radioactive breath finishes The Joker as he dies laughing.

So Godzilla was obviously going to win in the end, but not without The Joker getting the ultimate joke on him!